The Phantom [Menace] of the Opera

BAD BROADWAY

"At last we will reveal our play to the public, at last we will sing our revenge!"

(Inspired by the #badbroadway trend on Twitter)

Sithmas

I don't want a lot for Sithmas
There is just one the thing I need
I don't care about a Death Star
Approaching on a Sithmas Eve

I just want one for my own
More than a droid could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Sithmas is Artoo, yeah.

I don't want a lot for Sithmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care I felt his presence
Underneath the Sithmas tree

I don't need to hang my weapon
There upon the fireplace
Obi-Wan won't make me happy
With his point of view on Sithmas Day

I just want one for my own
More than a droid could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Sithmas is Artoo
R2, baby

Oh, I won't ask for much this Sithmas
I won't even wish to go
To Echo Base to keep on freezing
With Princess Leia and Han Solo 

I won't make a jump to lightspeed
With two droids and Obi-Wan
I won't even make it to this planet
I think it was called, Alderaan

'Cause I just want to do what’s right
Be like my father, a Jedi Knight
What more can I do?
Maybe blow up a Death Star, or two
Two? Maybe...

Oh, all the lightsabers are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of laser blasters
Go PEW PEW PEW and fills the air

And Obi-Wan is fighting
I hear Darth Vader’s very frightening
Yoda, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring a Jedi to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Sithmas
Hope is all I'm asking for
I just want to save Princess Leia
From behind the cell block door

Oh, I just want one for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Vader, all I want for Sithmas is
Artoo, maybe

All I want for Sithmas is Artoo, maybe
All I want for Sithmas is Artoo, maybe 
All I want for Sithmas is Artoo, maybe

Parody Lyrics by Jedi Order PR

Merry Sithmas and a Happy New Year to all our readers and fellow Star Wars fans!

Star Wars Fan Art

Star Wars Fan Made Posters by Dog Hollywood

Check out these awesome Star Wars Fan made posters by the very talented digital artist Dog Hollywood. 

These stunning teaser posters feature Dog Hollywood's own stylish take on the new forthcoming Disney owned Star Wars movies and they are very, very cool...

Artwork Courtesy of Dog Hollywood on deviantart

Artwork Courtesy of Dog Hollywood on deviantart

Artwork Courtesy of Dog Hollywood on deviantart

Artwork Courtesy of Dog Hollywood on deviantart

I absolutely love these images, they are superbly created in photoshop and capture the essence of Star Wars films. 

Says Dog Hollywood, "I love movie poster art and making my own versions let's me unleash my creativity as a would be poster designer! It's something I have always been interested in and do as a hobby at home. It allows me to go mad in Photoshop which is a great tool for frustrated artists!"

"My favourite movie posters include the Star Wars films and James Bond movies. You never know, one day I might get offered a job by a big movie studio...you gotta aim high and dream big!"

My favourites are the first Episode VII teaser poster and the Han Solo poster, however all of them are stunning pieces of work, I'm sure you'll agree.

If you wish to check out Dog Hollywood's other work, it is available to view on the deviantart website, click the link here.

Mandela Memorial

FAKE SIGNER AT MANDELA'S MEMORIAL REVEALED!

HE CLAIMS TO BE FLUENT IN OVER SIX MILLION FORMS OF COMMUNICATION...

JUST NOT SIGN LANGUAGE.

Disney Star Wars

IMAGE OF THE DAY:

DISNEY ACQUIRES LUCASFILM FOR $4 BILLION

PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT

Shuttle Flypast

Shuttle Tyderium Takes Final Flight

Imperial Shuttle Tyderium took its final flight last week and completed a spectacular flypast over the Forest Moon of Endor. 

Riding piggyback on a specially fitted Boeing 747, the stolen Imperial Shuttle flew over the Forest Moon, famously the scene of the Empire's ultimate defeat at the hands of the Rebellion.

The shuttle was used by Luke Skywalker and his rebel friends, to infiltrate the Forest Moon of Endor; and destroy the Empire's shield array protecting the second Death Star.

After it's final series of piggy back flights, the shuttle will go on permanent display at the Mos Eisley Spaceport on Tatooine. 

Thank goodness those old codes checked out after all.

Old Flames

*London 2012 Olympic Games Exclusive*

Our friends the Bothan spies scored another scoop this week. 

Ahead of last Friday's Danny Boyle's Opening Ceremony of the London 2012 Olympic Games, speculation was rife about who would be igniting the cauldron with the iconic Olympic Flame.

However, as we revealed on Twitter (a full 5 hours before the ceremony), the Empire's closely guarded secret was busted; thanks to those fearless Bothan's.

So, there you have it, Lord Vader lit the cauldron and watched those famous flames rise. Ironic really, since Luke will do the same thing to the Dark Lord himself at some point in his future. After all, it is his destiny!