Choices

SO YOU THINK MAKING A CHOICE IS EASY? 

BEFORE DECIDING YOUR FATE; JUST REMEMBER:

THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH!

Happy New Year

Happy New Year from Jedi Order PR!

Rapture

"The End of the World"

21st May 2011

You always wondered why they were smiling...now you know

As today is [allegedly] the end of the world as we know it, or as its more widely known "The Rapture", you may want to know this before 'the end'...

 For those Padawan's that chose our exclusive 

*Gold Level Jedi Rapture Package*

You WILL become a Force Ghost.  

And those who didn't...

Well, YOU'RE BONED.

SORRY...

Obama Versus Osama

**Special Edition Live from the Jedi Conference in Florida**

The Jedi don't believe in revenge, or for that matter, using the Force for attack. However we do understand that it takes a special kind of person to make "the difficult decisions".

With the help of Bothan Spies on Earth, who previously uncovered 'other' secret compounds housing known Imperial terrorists in the Northern Territories of Australia; Earth's President of the United States finally located the whereabouts of the worlds most wanted terrorist Osama bin-Laden.

A crack squad of Navy SEALS, specially trained by the Jedi Order under the watchful eye of Master Yoda, were despatched by President Obama to eliminate this deadly Imperial cohort in a special operation codenamed "Jedironimo".  

Bin Laden was originally thought to be inhabiting an area of Earth not unlike the Jundland Wastes, but which turned out to be a 'not so secret' million dollar house. Good job he enabled "Add location to my Tweets" as well or he may never had been found.

And so with some decisive action and a little courage; President Obama sent in the team to eliminate Osama bin-Laden once and for all.

After a 40 minute blaster & lightsaber fight, accompanied by the music of John Williams conducting "The Duel of the Fates", the evil villian, Osama bin Laden was finally defeated.

Master Yoda was so impressed with Obama that he immediately sent him a Lightsaber as a token of his respect for the President. 

As our exclusive picture shows the President showed a natural gift with the Lightsaber and also revealed his Jedi reflexes too.  

Master Yoda was intrigued with his emerging talent and set about training Obama in the ways of the Force. Finding a willing student in the President, it has now since emerged that President Obama has been appointed as an 'Honorary Jedi Knight', for services to the protection of good in the galaxy. 

Congratulations, Mr. President

"May the Fourth Be With You"

Happy Star Wars Day  

Jedi McLovin

It's well documented that despite being the defenders of truth & justice in the old republic, Jedi's are forbidden to love anything other than a good fight with a lightsaber.

Ever since the early days of 10 year old Anakin's freaky facination with a 20 year old Padme (allegedly) through to the now infamous, bile inducing roll around a Naboo field, Jedi's really have had the rough end of the deal. Until today.

Anakin tells Padme he has wood, but she thinks its his acting

Despite the "No sex, we're Warrior Monks" ruling; it would appear that a small breakaway faction of Jedi on on the planet Earth, are tired of the label 'jedi virgin' and declared their love for each other. 

They have also been reported to be declaring this on official census forms, with Jedi now accounting for over 390,000 respondents in 2005 and er, rising.

Free loving, it would seem, is returning to the notorious nerdy virgins as this recently discovered photo evidence from the Wookiee archives suggests...

Notorious joker Chewbacca strikes again and photobombs unsuspecting nerdy Jedi virgins

We dread to think what the council would have made of this. Then again they did say that the force penetrated us and bound the universe together so maybe they saw it coming and Order 66 was a smokescreen? As Yoda was fond of saying: "Meditate on this we shall".

The Last Laugh

"The Dark Side Clouds Everything on Twitter"

"The greatest trick that Yoda ever pulled, was convincing the galaxy he didn't exist. And like that *pffft*, he was GONE". #LastLaugh
Jedi Order PR 
*So L & T FAT FISH* 

Have A Merry Jedi Noel!

The Jedi Order's Official 2010 'Jedi Noel' Greetings eCard

Wishing you all peace and happiness from Master Yoda, the members of the Jedi Council and Jedi Order PR...and may the Force be with you!

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