Mandela Memorial

FAKE SIGNER AT MANDELA'S MEMORIAL REVEALED!

HE CLAIMS TO BE FLUENT IN OVER SIX MILLION FORMS OF COMMUNICATION...

JUST NOT SIGN LANGUAGE.

C-3PO

This week, the galaxies most famous Prototol Droid, C-3PO returned from a week long trip to Earth. 

Little is known about where the notoriously secretive droid was vacationing but DMZ, the infamous celebrity droid gossip web site, reported that C-3PO was accompanied on the trip by his 'companion' Doctor Who star, Sy Berman. 

The JOPR Press Team have obtained an exclusive photograph of the 'friends' taken on their holiday which [allegedly] reveals the destination of their trip.

Picture Courtesy of The Bothan Foreign Press Association & DMZ

Draw your own conclusions on this story. We have...

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