Sithmas

I don't want a lot for Sithmas
There is just one the thing I need
I don't care about a Death Star
Approaching on a Sithmas Eve

I just want one for my own
More than a droid could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Sithmas is Artoo, yeah.

I don't want a lot for Sithmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care I felt his presence
Underneath the Sithmas tree

I don't need to hang my weapon
There upon the fireplace
Obi-Wan won't make me happy
With his point of view on Sithmas Day

I just want one for my own
More than a droid could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Sithmas is Artoo
R2, baby

Oh, I won't ask for much this Sithmas
I won't even wish to go
To Echo Base to keep on freezing
With Princess Leia and Han Solo 

I won't make a jump to lightspeed
With two droids and Obi-Wan
I won't even make it to this planet
I think it was called, Alderaan

'Cause I just want to do what’s right
Be like my father, a Jedi Knight
What more can I do?
Maybe blow up a Death Star, or two
Two? Maybe...

Oh, all the lightsabers are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of laser blasters
Go PEW PEW PEW and fills the air

And Obi-Wan is fighting
I hear Darth Vader’s very frightening
Yoda, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring a Jedi to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Sithmas
Hope is all I'm asking for
I just want to save Princess Leia
From behind the cell block door

Oh, I just want one for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Vader, all I want for Sithmas is
Artoo, maybe

All I want for Sithmas is Artoo, maybe
All I want for Sithmas is Artoo, maybe 
All I want for Sithmas is Artoo, maybe

Parody Lyrics by Jedi Order PR

Merry Sithmas and a Happy New Year to all our readers and fellow Star Wars fans!

Fairytale of Star Wars

We love Sithmas, or as we call it, "JediNoel". We also love Sithmas music to get us in the mood for the festivities. 

So, to celebrate the holiday season, we have taken the Earth Christmas classic "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, and given it a unique spin from a galaxy far, far away...

Happy Christmas!

Fairytale of Star Wars


It was Sithmas Eve babe
In the cell block
Obi Wan said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
A Rare Old Jedi Tune
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you


Luke is the cocky one
Came in the old Falcon
I've got a bad feeling
This fears for me and you
So Happy Sithmas
I love you, maybe
I can see a darker time
When all our fears come true


They've got massive Death Stars
We've got droids made of gold
Stormtroopers shoot at you
And Yoda's so old
Vader cut off Luke's hand
On a cold Sithmas Eve
And you told me Jabba
Was looking for me


Han is handsome
Leia's pretty
Mos Eisley is shitty
Cantina bands playing
The theme from Star Wars
Sy Snootles was singing
A lightsaber's swinging
Greedo's dead in the corner
Ben's an old Jedi Knight


The clones of the evil Empire Choir
Sing in the Hangar Bay
And there'll be New Hope again
For Sithtmas day


We're scum
Han's a punk
His old ship is junk
Lying  Ben is now dead, and the Sarlaac's well fed
Jabba's like a big maggot
3-PO's a faggot
Happy Sithmas dear Vader
lt may be your last


The clones of the Evil Empire choir
Still sing in the Hangar Bay
And the Empire's Striking Back...
This Sithmas day


I could have been the one
Vader says I am his son
He took my dreams from me
When he killed Obi-Wan
They built a Death Star babe
I'll get there on my own
Destroy it, all alone
You put the plans in Artoo.


The clones of the Evil Empire choir
Still sing in the Hangar Bay
And the Jedi will return
On Sithmas day.

"Fairytale of Star Wars" Lyrics by Jedi Order PR