**Special Edition Live from the Jedi Conference in Florida**
The Jedi don't believe in revenge, or for that matter, using the Force for attack. However we do understand that it takes a special kind of person to make "the difficult decisions".
With the help of Bothan Spies on Earth, who previously uncovered 'other' secret compounds housing known Imperial terrorists in the Northern Territories of Australia; Earth's President of the United States finally located the whereabouts of the worlds most wanted terrorist Osama bin-Laden.
A crack squad of Navy SEALS, specially trained by the Jedi Order under the watchful eye of Master Yoda, were despatched by President Obama to eliminate this deadly Imperial cohort in a special operation codenamed "Jedironimo".
Bin Laden was originally thought to be inhabiting an area of Earth not unlike the Jundland Wastes, but which turned out to be a 'not so secret' million dollar house. Good job he enabled "Add location to my Tweets" as well or he may never had been found.
And so with some decisive action and a little courage; President Obama sent in the team to eliminate Osama bin-Laden once and for all.
After a 40 minute blaster & lightsaber fight, accompanied by the music of John Williams conducting "The Duel of the Fates", the evil villian, Osama bin Laden was finally defeated.
Master Yoda was so impressed with Obama that he immediately sent him a Lightsaber as a token of his respect for the President.
As our exclusive picture shows the President showed a natural gift with the Lightsaber and also revealed his Jedi reflexes too.
Master Yoda was intrigued with his emerging talent and set about training Obama in the ways of the Force. Finding a willing student in the President, it has now since emerged that President Obama has been appointed as an 'Honorary Jedi Knight', for services to the protection of good in the galaxy.
Congratulations, Mr. President
"May the Fourth Be With You"
Happy Star Wars Day
