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Saturday, 26 February 2011

Pop Art

At the end of the 'Battle of Endor' there were a lot of Storm Trooper helmets left lying around. We made a fortune selling some on galactic eBay. 

Then we had another brilliant idea. 

Inspired by Earth's celebrated oddball Andy Warhol, we took an ordinary Storm Trooper helmet and turned it into an iconic piece of Pop Art. Awesome.

Storm Trooper Pop Art Created by Jedi Order PR
We have created these exclusive wallpapers for the iPhone: Storm Trooper & Obi-Wan Pop Art Posters*. Click on the images below to open a new window where you can save them to your desktop (or phone).

 *Images created by Jedi Order PR and are intended for fun use.

Tuesday, 22 February 2011


The day Alderaan decides to review its peaceful "no weapons policy"...

Monday, 21 February 2011

Awful Supergroups

Today on Twitter saw the latest top trend include the hashtag: #awfulsupergroups
Here is Jedi Order PR's post presented in visual form & without comment.

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Bad Shots

Today's Top Tweet:
"Found a Stormtrooper claiming to have ACTUALLY HIT SOMETHING

We told him 'his head on the top of a door' doesn't count." Jedi Order PR

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Spot The Difference

Leaking out from an un-named source today, it has emerged that Darth Vader not only had the ear of the Emperor, but it seems he may have had that of the 'King' as well. 

Evidence has emerged documenting the moment that the Dark Lord met Elvis Presley, a famed 'Rock & Roll' star from Earth. Despite the fact that Lord Vader is notoriously tone deaf, it's been revealed he was a huge fan of the Earthling King's recordings. 

Over the last few years there had been speculation that Vader had been known to 'download' 'rock & roll' songs to is chest plate iPod and let's face it; when you've heard the Imperial March once, you've heard it a thousand times.
However we can reveal today that this photograph may have been faked and the whole thing is the product of some sneaky PR. We have obtained other so called 'Meet The King' photographs, and things look very dodgy indeed. Judge for yourself and see if you can spot the real* from the fake**...

*The original photograph is the one taken with the then President Richard 'Tricky Dickie' Nixon. 
**Jar Jar Binks never met the President but was implicated in the Watergate affair & remains a hated figure in America to this day.

Friday, 4 February 2011

Star Wars Hotel California (Hostile Death Star Station)

Jedi Order PR Proudly Presents
"Hotel California (Hostile Death Star Station)"

The song is our very first parody and is inspired by The Eagles classic "Hotel California" but given the Star Wars treatment. It has a completely original comedy lyric and clips from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope & Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, propelling the lyric as a music video. The song was written, and sung by, yours truly!

If you like this then it may interest you to know that another parody is in production. Keep your eyes peeled on Twitter and we'll let you know when its available to view on our You Tube page and here on the blog.

Star Wars Hotel California (Hostile Death Star Station)
On a dark galactic highway, there's no wind in your hair
Warm smell of a Wookiee, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and the Force grew dim
I had to land from the fright
Leia stood in the hatchway;
I heard a warning bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this aint heaven so I'll see you in hell’
Then she let go of the handle and she showed me the bay
Storm Troopers down the corridor,
I heard their com links say…

Welcome to this hostile Death Star Station
Such a nasty place (such a nasty place)
Such an evil face
Plenty of doom in this hostile battle station
Any time of year (any time of year), you'll find Vader here

His mind is bitterly-twisted, he's got an Emperor he tends
He's got a lot of Bounty Hunter guys, that he calls friends
How they march in the hangars, their destinies set.
The Old Republic they remember, but they choose to forget

So Vader calls up the captain,
’This rebel scum's mine’
He said, ’I will break your spirit here in cell number sixty nine’
And still dead Jedi's are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the fight
Just to hear them say...
We'll come to this hostile Death Star Station
And blow this place (and blow this place)
Right back in to space
Blowing stuff up was this hostile Death Star Station
Not a nice surprise (not a nice surprise), when your planet dies...

Luke has got a feeling,
Hoth is full of ice
And Leia said ’we are all just prisoners here, of this plot device’
And in the Wampa's chambers,
They gathered for a feast
Luke jabs it with his laser sword,
And then an arm drops off the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place my ship was before
’Relax,’ said Jedi Knight man,
My works done here, we can leave.
You can take off any time you like,
In the Force you must believe!

Lyrics by Jedi Order PR. Performed by The PR Director
Video edited byJedi Order PR & Plot 88 Productions
Based on Hotel California by The Eagles